Monday, August 25, 2008

I've been meaning to tell you ...

Project Runway - I didn't get a chance to write about the Brooke Shields episode from 2 weeks ago, but I have to say I was shocked to see Kelli go. Her outfit was not great, but I never questioned her taste level. And once again I thought the judges were on crack when they picked the winner. Keith's dress was plain ugly IMHO, and Jerell's was clearly a higher quality garment that even *I* would wear. But whatever. As for the drag episode ... most colorful episode EVER! Fun fun fun. I want drag queens as friends. I loved all of the top 3 and didn't care who won either way. So congrats, Joe. Bottom 3, I was glad Jerell didn't get auf'd, and I think they made a good decision to send Daniel home because he just wasn't paying attention to the jobs at hand. And cute as he was, he never ever smiled, and he was starting to look like a bobble-head. Though Keith better be the next to go because I'm getting reeeeally bored with him. We should call him "Scrappy" or something. And seriously? His so-called specialty of doing the fabric swatches all over the place, with unfinished edges, is really more of a cheat to get him out of hemming, or having to create something with a real shape! C'mon!!

TYG-meter - My neighbor says "There you go" about a bazillion times a day. Not as in "You asked for this report, and I have it ready, so there you go." But the slang-ish "There you go" meaning, "You're right" or "That's a good idea." Except she uses it as a filler so much that it's also taken on the meanings "What you said is very funny" and "That's very interesting." I was curious how many times she really does say it, so every day this week I'm keeping count. So far today we're at 6, which seems low, to tell you the truth. I just dread the day when I find myself saying it!! Gawd!

Friday, August 15, 2008

foodie bloggie

I don't generally blog about food, but Nora posted this meme thingie and it made me hungry (having a normal appetite again is a happy thing). So here's mine. I won't have tried NEARLY as many things as Mrs. Greenfish, the foodie, but I think there's a couple that I have tried that she has not. Neener neener. ;)

(Instructions edited to fit my settings and preferences)
1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten.
3) RED any items that you would never consider eating.
4) GREEN any items you are actively interested in trying.

1. Venison
2. Nettle tea
3. Huevos rancheros
4. Steak tartare
5. Crocodile (Close. I've had Alligator.)
6. Black pudding (The idea makes me want to vomit.)
7. Cheese fondue
8. Carp
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari (Had it, but I am not a fan.)
12. Pho
13. Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
14. Aloo gobi (Not terribly fond of Indian curry.)
15. Hot dog from a street cart
16. Epoisses (French cheese)
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes (My favorite is rhubarb!!)
19. Steamed pork buns
20. Pistachio ice cream
21. Heirloom tomatoes (Don't really like tomatoes, but my parents love 'em so of course I've had the heirloom variety.)
22. Fresh wild berries (Did I ever tell you about the time I ate poison berries ...)
23. Foie gras (I think I tried it??)
24. Rice and beans
25. Brawn or head cheese (Another vomit-inducing thought.)
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper (Ouch! No thanks.)
27. Dulce de leche (I can't believe I've never had this!)
28. Oysters
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
33. Salted lassi
34. Sauerkraut (Yummy. My mom makes the best dish with sauerkraut and smoked sausage. And I have the ingredients at home! Dinner tonight maybe?)
35. Root beer float
36. Cognac with a fat cigar (Hmm, I've had them separately, but not together. Does that count?)
37. Clotted cream tea (I've had tea served with scones with clotted cream, but never thought to put the cream in the tea. Not sure if this counts either ...)
38. Vodka jelly (I'm gonna go with Nora's assumption that this means Jello shots.)
39. Gumbo
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat (Um, no.)
42. Whole insects (Just no again.)
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk (Goat's milk, no. Goat cheese, yes.)
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more (I wish.)
46. Fugu (Too risky. :) )
47. Chicken tikka masala
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal (Once a veeeeery long time ago.)
56. Spaetzle
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
59. Poutine
60. Carob chips
61. S’mores
62. Sweetbreads
63. Kaolin
64. Currywurst (Lots of curry on this list, huh?)
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain (Yummers.)
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
71. Gazpacho
72. Caviar and blini (Had caviar, but not with blini.)
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill (Why, oh why, would anyone want to eat roadkill? I imagine it tasting like burning rubber.)
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
82. Eggs Benedict
83. Pocky
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant (After having to look up what a Michelin Star is, I think this would be a good thing.)
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
87. Goulash
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate (Any kind of chocolate is all right in my book.)
91. Spam
92. Soft shell crab
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake

So is it lunch time yet??

Monday, August 11, 2008

non sequitur

I'm feeling down today. The finality of certain situations is really resonating with me today, and my emotions are in full swing. I am feeling loss - the effect of missed opportunities coupled with helplessness to change the past, or to change people. For a few years now I've wondered how this would all turn out. Would this strong emotion I've tried to bury for so long finally be proven right, or would it be just another wrong? Would I get my happy ending? In a few short weeks, it will all be over. Decisions and plans are being made at this very moment. And it seems that that happy ending will not be coming my way. Today I am feeling a strong desire to make a choice. Choice No. 1 would be to accept the way things have turned out, to grow up and learn the lesson that I'm sure is in there somewhere. Choice No. 2 would be to fight - hard - for what I have wanted for so long and believe I deserve. Happiness. But it won't work. I am not strong enough. And my heart is breaking.

(Apologies for the vagueness, friends. This is me throwing thoughts into the ether.)

Thursday, August 07, 2008

PR5 ep. 3&4

It appears I missed posting about last week's Project Runway, so now that this week's episode has aired, I guess I'll just moosh them both up together in one post. Yummy.

Well, last week, from what I remember, was actually a bit of a puzzler. For the life of me, I couldn't figure out what the judges were thinking when they chose the top and bottom 3. I loathed the winning dress (no offense to Kenley). It may have been passable if it didn't have that strange pouf of purple jutting out of one hip, but even then, I probably wouldn't have given it a second look. Oddly enough, I liked Jerell's dress the best, even though I'm kinda undecided on his style as a whole. But it wasn't even in the top 3. Of the ones they chose, I definitely thought Terri would win, but alas. As for the bottom 3, Emily absolutely did NOT deserve to go home, compared with the dumpy thing that Jennifer came up with. Emily's exit comment of "Hell, no, that wasn't the losing dress!" gave me a bit of satisfaction that she was just as dumbstruck as I was by the decision. Sure, nobody really believes they've done the worst, but she was almost militant about it. I'll miss you Emily, you were auf'd before your time! My faves that episode were Jerell, Kelli, Blayne and Leanne (I just vomited a little in my mouth having to admit that). Jennifer's was the worst by far, and the rest were just blah to me.

On to this week!

Yay Olympics! Yay America! That was the theme - to design an outfit appropriate for the athletes (female) to wear to the Olympics opening ceremony. But before I get to the clothes, I must share an observation. It seems to me that no real contestant drama is happening so far this season and thus TPTB are resorting to manufacturing some of their own. Or rather, they're taking little tiffs and complaints and trying to make them seem bigger than they really are. This episode was filled to the brim with "He stole my fabric ... he re-threaded my machine ... she laughs too loud ... blah blah blah ..." Nothing substantial ... so ... why bother? I dunno, whatever. Moving on! I'm not so much into the sporty stuff, but it was actually very refreshing to see the designers doing something other than little cocktail dresses. And this time around, I thought their top and bottom 3 choices were spot-on. Korto definitely deserved the win. Her design answered the challenge perfectly and was very fashionable and modern and appropriate for an athlete. And FINALLY, Jennifer got eliminated. I don't know what it was about her (Her insistence despite all evidence that she is a surrealist? Her teeth?) but I just couldn't wait to see her go. I didn't think her outfit this challenge was as bad as last week's disaster, but it was in no way relevant to the challenge. It didn't say "Olympics" and it didn't say "America." It said only "Jennifer" and that was enough to get her a one-way ticket back to Holly Golightly Land. Aside from Korto, I also really liked Joe (I think this is the first time his design has even registered on my radar) and Leanne (Did I really just admit to liking her again??). The judges also really liked Terri, but was I the only one who noticed that the model's chest was literally bulging out of the strapless top underneath the jacket? Not pretty, and not a good sign for anyone who actually HAS boobs. Two more quick comments before I get to the rundown: 1) Michael Kors commented to Joe that he had trouble with the length of his skort, but to me that looked intentional. Wasn't it? It seemed an awfully big mistake if it indeed was one. 2) Daniel really shouldn't have listened to Kenley when she told him to ditch the jacket he was making for his dress. If he'd gone with it, the judges may have understood better where he was going with his look, and he might not have gotten so close to elimination. Do I smell sabotage??

Runway Rundown: (most fave to least fave)
(Note: This was hard this week! So many people have moved up and down the scale.)
Kelli - My new top pick. She's been the most consistent and I think she's got the potential to make it to the end.
Kenley - NYC Challenge Winner - Though I didn't like her NYC-inspired dress and her Olympic outfit was just so-so, I still put her pretty far up there.
Korto - Olympic Challenge Winner - She made quite a jump due to this stellar outfit.
Daniel - Don't know what's up with Daniel, but I still see potential.
Terri - I guess she's just one of those in-the-middle kind of folks for me. Nothing outstanding, but nothing terribly yucky.
Jerell - He is seriously all over the map. One day he's making something gorgeous, the next day it's Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Blayne - This guy is beginning to grow on me, personality-wise. I want him to design some really great stuff so I can put him up at the top of my list.
Suede - Nothing new to say about Suede. Middle man.
Leanna - I can hate her if I want to.
Stella - I'm beginning to think it was a mistake to give her the benefit of the doubt.
Joe - One impressive design among a bunch of dookie.
Keith - Someone has to be on the bottom. Might as well be Keith.
Emily - Eliminated NYC Challenge
Jennifer - Eliminated Olympics Challenge

p.s. I'm surprised there haven't been any group challenges yet. Betcha that's what's coming next week!!

p.p.s. I owe you a post about Lollapalooza! Stay tuned.